December 2011
askstarbuck asked: Hey, Fluffy..
i g2g for a bit..
see you later
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
also
gay anything: i am gay
religious nuts: BEING GAY IS A SIN AND YOU SHALL HAVE SEX WITH THE DEVIL AS HE BURNS YOUR ANUS IN THE FIRES OF HELL WITH A STEEL DILDO!!!
how it should be
gay person: i am gay
person: cool. so did you see the new game that came out?
askpinklestia asked: I like you, you are like a female version of my coltfriend or something.
Before 2011 is over, I want someone to go to my...
TH3 PL4N
th3bl1ndproph3tofjust1c3:
F1ND OUT WH3R3 1 4M SUPPOS3D TO BR34K 1NTO
BR34K 1NTO TH3R3
F1ND TH31R CONTR4CTS
1N3V1T4BLY G3T C4UGHT
RUN TH3 FUCK 4W4Y
PR3V3NT 34CH K1LL
BROTH3RHOOD GROWS FRUSTR4T3D 4ND D1SB4NDS
you forgot 9 ??????
and 10: PROF1T!
CHATZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
quiethoof:
I hate it
hmm.. i wonder if..
oh you said that you had a skype right?
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
(take a note)
me: dishonor on you
me: dishonor on your whole family
me: DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
night
straight guys: boobs are great
gay guys: boobs are great
straight girls: boobs are great
gay girls: boobs are great
existentialist: boobs are. maybe. i dunno
Nietzsche: boobs are dead and we killed them
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to a real sexual organ
5 year old or internet denzen: lol u said boobs.
h-hehe..
quiethoof:
askbutterscotch:
lullabyeandrhapsody:
quiethoof:
askbutterscotch:
quiethoof:
lullabyeandrhapsody:
L:hiyya evewypony… i am wuwwabye.
R: wapsody h-here.
*both smile and lullabye waves*
hon.. watch your language around the foals.
WHY WAS I NOT TOLD THAT THEY COULD FULLY COMPREHEND SPEECH!?
*both arch an eyebrow… still learning but know small daily sentances*
...
h-hehe..
lullabyeandrhapsody:
quiethoof:
askbutterscotch:
quiethoof:
lullabyeandrhapsody:
L:hiyya evewypony… i am wuwwabye.
R: wapsody h-here.
*both smile and lullabye waves*
hon.. watch your language around the foals.
WHY WAS I NOT TOLD THAT THEY COULD FULLY COMPREHEND SPEECH!?
*both arch an eyebrow… still learning but know small daily sentances*
*butterscotch tucks the foals in...
h-hehe..
quiethoof:
lullabyeandrhapsody:
L:hiyya evewypony… i am wuwwabye.
R: wapsody h-here.
*both smile and lullabye waves*
hon.. watch your language around the foals.
Anonymous asked: here butterscoch i gave you a present! *butterscoch opens the present* its a kitty!
snuffely asked: Mrow?
askdiscord2:
when’s your birthday :3 ~Smokey
June 6, I was born in the year 666 at 6:66 AM. Truth or dare?
impossible.. thats when justin beiber was born.
Anonymous asked: Have sex with one of the things?
new headcannon for homestuck.
giant floating words in the sky are a natural phenomenon.
Anonymous asked: Have sex with all the things.
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